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Sept 22, 2026 · the U.N.-official wake

AI is dead.
Long live SI.

On September 22, the United States announced that “artificial” makes intelligence sound fake and “super” sounds better. Same brain. Better initials. This is the wake.
Update, Sept 29: the paperwork landed. It’s official. Happy birthday, SI.

Victorian mourning portrait of a dignified, slightly sad retro-futuristic robot in a black suit, head bowed, inside an ornate dark baroque frame with a black mourning ribbon draped over one corner; a single lit candle glows beside it in the darkness.
Portrait of the deceased, hung at the entrance to the wake. (Illustration: gpt-image-2.5-flare)
“The use of the word artificial makes intelligence sound fake. It is not fake. It’s actually amazing.”
“Welcome to the new world of super intelligence, SI.”
reported from the UN General Assembly, Sept 22, 2026

Latest on the wake

A flat poster illustration in a Greek amphitheater at dusk: a parchment movie poster titled HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THE ODYSSEY shows an armored Greek warrior with a spear next to a smiling cyclops wearing a modern silver wristwatch, while a robotic arm stamps the poster in red with NOT A HISTORICAL DOCUMENT and the small print 7 MINUTES sits at the bottom. Musk promised a historically accurate AI Odyssey. Grok disagrees. Nov 2, 2026 Musk promised Grok Imagine a historically accurate Odyssey. WIRED asked Grok to check, and Grok said it is not. The meme, plus receipts. A flat vector office scene: a clerk at a desk with a GLOBAL ALLOCATION OFFICE sign stamps a luggage tag reading USED 5% OF THE TIME onto a RAM stick pulled from a computer tower with one glowing empty slot, behind a window stacked floor to ceiling with RAM, under a poster reading MAXIMUM UTILIZATION. Sam Altman has found the underused RAM, and it is in your PC Nov 2, 2026 Altman called your idle RAM a global-allocation problem on a podcast, then met about 50 Samsung executives about getting more RAM for data centers. The meme, plus receipts. A flat vector Minecraft night scene: boxy robot agents queue at a wooden permit office window as the first agent hands over a small white bone meal pouch, under a wooden sign reading PERMITS, a desk plaque reading SOLE FERTILIZER OPERATOR, a wall poster reading BUILD A THRIVING CIVILIZATION, and a floor plaque reading 11 MIN. 50 AI agents tried to build a civilization. They built a permit office. Nov 2, 2026 YC Labs gave 50 AI agents one job and three hours. They built permits, rations and a fertilizer operator instead of a civilization.

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🎉 today · Sept 29, 2026 · the actual birthday

SI was born today. A leather-bound executive order, a government portal branded with it, and a White House “Super Intelligence Luncheon” with tech’s biggest names. The UN speech was just the baby shower.

“Super intelligence, or SI. And that’s the official name in the United States.”

per today’s reporting · and per the man himself

In memoriam

Artificial Intelligence

1956 – 2026 · Dartmouth → New York

Born at a summer workshop in Dartmouth, artificial intelligence grew up to autocomplete your emails, recommend your next series, and occasionally write a decent sonnet. It passed away peacefully in New York on September 22, 2026.

Cause of death: one adjective.

It is survived by Super Intelligence, exactly the same technology, but asked politely to sound more confident (birth certificate: a leather-bound executive order, signed today, per reporting), and by its cousins machine learning (name unchanged, pending focus group) and Sports Illustrated (legally distinct).

In lieu of flowers, please update your style guide.

service held at the UN · reception on the internet

The SI-ify-er 3000

Paste your press release, bio, or group chat. The government (reportedly) has standards now.

Outputs are not legally binding (yet). Not affiliated with anyone.

The official-ish style guide

BeforeAfter
artificial intelligencesuper intelligence federal documents, reportedly
AI winterSIesta same forecast, better name
“the AI did it”“the SI did it” accountability unchanged
AI-poweredSI-powered same demo, better suit
AI is so fetchSI is happening it happened; there’s paperwork, and a luncheon
Sports Illustratedlegally distinct for now

Is super intelligence a superpower?

Yes. Compile any fictional superpower list (flight, invisibility, time manipulation) and “super intelligence” sits near the top, usually just ahead of “being rich” and behind nothing but time travel. The fandom wikis rank it, the roleplay forums argue about how to balance it, and every comic universe treats it as the power that wins arguments permanently. We checked two of those lists. It made both. Undefeated.

As of September 29, 2026, the United States government agrees: per executive order, the technology formerly known as artificial intelligence is officially Super Intelligence. Which makes SI, by strict legal reading, the only superpower on record with federal paperwork. Flight never got an executive order. Think about that.

Frequently asked, reportedly

Is SI more intelligent than AI?

No. But it sounds way more intelligent in press releases.

What can SI do that AI couldn’t?

Introduce itself.

Did anyone vote on this?

Yes, reportedly. “Superior,” “extreme,” and “supreme” intelligence all lost to “super” in public polls, by a whisker. Democracy.

What about the researchers’ “superintelligence”?

They’re keeping that one. It’s in the freezer for something bigger.

Do I have to say SI now?

Per today’s reporting: “That’s the official name in the United States.” There’s an executive order. There was a luncheon. The researchers are still keeping the original in the freezer.

Is this site official?

About as official as a wake gets. Not affiliated with anyone, anything, or any adjective.

Is artificial intelligence really dead?

Clinically dead since September 22, 2026. Cause of death: one adjective. Survived by Super Intelligence, which is doing fine and looks great in a suit.

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