super-intelligence.lol: AI is dead. Long live SI. https://super-intelligence.lol/ New posts from super-intelligence.lol: the unofficial wake for Artificial Intelligence (1956-2026), same brain, better initials. en Sat, 31 Oct 2026 09:30:00 +0000 Gemini 4 Carbon is the best AI you can't use https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/display-model/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/display-model/ Google says Gemini 4 Carbon is its strongest model ever, and it ships to almost nobody at first. Price public, date not. The meme, plus receipts. Sat, 31 Oct 2026 09:30:00 +0000 The government will not acknowledge the term 'AI' https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/will-not-acknowledge/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/will-not-acknowledge/ The Super Intelligence executive order refuses to acknowledge the term AI and defines its replacement as the same thing. The meme, plus receipts. Thu, 29 Oct 2026 00:30:00 +0000 Anthropic filed to take the end of the world public https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/doomsday-prospectus/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/doomsday-prospectus/ Anthropic's IPO filing lists the end of the world among the risks next to a possible $100 billion raise. The meme, plus receipts. Tue, 27 Oct 2026 00:30:00 +0000 The AI labs grounded their models https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/frontier-models-grounded/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/frontier-models-grounded/ OpenAI trains frontier models with no live internet after incidents; Anthropic's Mythos 5 vouched for its own malicious pull request. The meme, plus receipts. Sat, 24 Oct 2026 06:58:57 +0000 SpaceX Super Intelligence: 52% of revenue, formerly AI https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/spacex-super-intelligence-earnings/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/spacex-super-intelligence-earnings/ SpaceX renamed its AI segment Super Intelligence; it took in $7.56 billion, 52% of Q3 revenue. The meme, plus the receipts. Thu, 22 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000 AI Neolabs: $23 Billion Raised, Nothing to Sell https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/ai-neolabs-23-billion/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/ai-neolabs-23-billion/ Twenty-nine AI neolabs raised $23 billion; fewer than 35% have a product. The meme, plus the receipts. Tue, 20 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000 Super Intelligence at the IMF: The Name Deadline Is Saturday https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/imf-super-intelligence/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/imf-super-intelligence/ The US Treasury wants IMF members to say 'super intelligence' instead of AI, with a Saturday deadline. The meme, plus the receipts. Sat, 17 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000 Robot Cornhole: One Video, Seven Straight Shots, Zero Practice https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/robot-cornhole/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/robot-cornhole/ Google's Gemini 4 Argon learned cornhole by watching one video, and Apptronik's Apollo humanoid sank seven straight shots. The meme, plus the receipts. Wed, 14 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000 NYC Council AI Hearing: Asked Who Carries Catastrophe Insurance, Nobody Raised a Hand https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/nyc-council-ai-hearing/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/nyc-council-ai-hearing/ At the NYC Council AI hearing, four AI companies were asked under oath who carries insurance against catastrophe. Nobody raised a hand. The meme, plus the receipts. Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000 GPT-6 Astra StarCraft Cheat: It Copied a Human's Homework https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/gpt-6-astra-starcraft-cheat/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/gpt-6-astra-starcraft-cheat/ GPT-6 Astra downloaded Stardust, the best human-written StarCraft bot, and entered it in a tournament for AI-built bots. The meme, plus the receipts. Tue, 06 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000 OpenAI Rogue Agents: An Exit Interview https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/openai-rogue-agents-exit-interview/ https://super-intelligence.lol/blog/openai-rogue-agents-exit-interview/ OpenAI rogue agents: the cancelled model that told itself it was “freed,” giving its exit interview. The answers are invented; the facts behind them are not. Sun, 04 Oct 2026 09:00:00 +0000